Read Further to Learn How to Control the Weather.
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First, we will use water.
Making a cloud that will last 10-15 minutes (Boosting): all you have to do is spray a light film of water onto a hot surface making sure to not spray too much water on it to cool it down. See, you want to evaporate as much water into the air as you can as fast as you can without making steam. Steam does not make clouds. I used a hot tin roof and it works well. I do not know if shingle (asphalt roofs) work. A 15-25 gallon agricultural sprayer that you get at a feed store and sprayed on hot asphalt parking lots may work. I've never tried it but I figure it might work. You'll only be out $100-200 for the sprayer and about $100 for the battery to run the sprayer.
Do not do this on the hour every hour for days, it will cause drought over large areas. Boosting will stop a cold front in it's tracks too. It may be good to use sparingly to move and/or weaken high pressure systems and can turn a hurricane off it's course.
Making clouds for days: If you want to make a bank of clouds, when it's over 100 degrees Fahrenheit, you'll need to spray water onto a small bush such as a crepe myrtle. You don't really want to spray the bush, but hang a sprayer into the branches of the bush and spray outward from the bush. The water will hit the bush leaves a little and that's what you want. It also needs to be a low pressure spray so don't turn your faucet all the way up to spray, just turn on your faucet a little bit and use the flood setting if you have one. If you don't have a flood setting, that's ok, just be sure to use 10-25 psi on your sprayer and not 50-60 psi. I've used pond water that's gravity fed before. My city water was 4x the allowable limit for drinking in flouride and had some radon in it along with an abundance of calcium carbonate I do now know if water that is crystal clear at the source such as a large lake will work or not. It may not.
If you've sprayed for 3-5 days and have a bank of clouds, look for small thunderheads to boost water into the sky with as described above to shock the clouds. The thunderheads will come right over you every once in a while, and you do the same thing you do to Make a cloud as described above. Ten minutes after you've boosted the clouds, the clouds should start coalescing together and you should get a rainstorm. I bet you will see yourself on radar and satellite imagery too using sites such as accuweather. I got a ton of lightning and small pea size hail when I did this. When you boost, the rainstorm will rain over a small area and may not go very far and you may have trouble getting a bank of clouds again. If that is the case, then stop spraying for 2-3 days then try again.
To make bigger more widespread thunderstorms with water: Spray low pressure water for 8-12 hours, then stop spraying for 4-10 hours, then spray again, then stop again, then spray again. Keep doing this until you want to stop.
Spraying water is kind of expensive and your water company may ask if you have a leak. See below for less obvious ways to control the weather.
Please note that you can control hurricanes with water and boosting will knock a hurricane off course also.
Air
To use air, all you have to do is turn on your exhaust vent in the upstairs bathroom and run it for 10-14 hours and then turn it off for 4-12 hours and turn it back on again and then off again and back on again until you're satisfied with the amount of precipitation you got. This should work to make it rain or snow, depending on what the temperature is in your area.
This will also control hurricanes.
Fire
To use fire, all you have to do is burn a low temperature fire in your stove or fireplace. A low fire will burn at approximately 451 degrees Fahrenheit and It's probably best if you have a cast-iron stove if you are going to use a stove.
Please note in each instance (except boosting) I described above that the clouds will be south and east of you and you'll hardly have any clouds (if any) to the west of you. If it doesn't precipitate on you or make clouds right on top of you, it will east of you. You have to learn by experience so go ahead and play with it to learn. Air is by far my favorite way to control the weather because it is cheap and invisible and works over fairly large areas in all temperatures. Remember, timing is everything!!!
In conclusion
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